captain america: the winter soldier + tumblr
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people
the unaired pilot ends at crossroads in the timeline. an alternate universe where john and sherlock definitely have sex that night and are in a committed relationship throughout the series
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
i don’t think aliens exist
then wtf do u call this